Submission & Usage Policy
This policy explains how FunnyCopStories.com collects and uses submitted information and content. We recognize the value of personal privacy and copyright protection and wish to protect your information and any copyright holders. FunnyCopStories.com may make use of information submitted in an online database of submitted stories and other content available on the FunnyCopStories.com web site and other uses as determined by us. FunnyCopStories.com allows the public to share stories and other content that involves law-enforcement.
You are responsible for the content of any information you submit for use in connection with FunnyCopStories.com. The information used in connection with your submission does not necessarily reflect the views of FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners and in no event shall FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners assume or have any responsibility or liability for any information submitted for use with this website or for any claims, damages or losses resulting from the use and/or appearance of such information in connection with this website.
By making a submission in any form to FunnyCopStories.com in connection with this website, you affirm that your submission, including text, digital images and video, is original to you, that you hold all necessary rights to this work or have permission from the copyright holder, or the work is in the public domain, and that the submission does not defame or otherwise violate the rights, copyrights, trademarks, publicity, privacy, or reputation of any third party.
By making your submission to FunnyCopStories.com you expressly grant FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners your permission to record, edit, transcribe, duplicate, distribute, and perform your submission, in any and all media now existing or hereafter developed, throughout the world. You also grant FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners the right to use your name, likeness, and voice in connection with the use and/or republication of your submission.
Under this agreement you will retain ownership of the copyright of your submission. However, as a condition of use of your submission and for no monetary compensation, you hereby grant to FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners and hereby accept a perpetual, royalty-free, worldwide license to reproduce, distribute, prepare derivative works of, display and perform such information in any and all media now known or hereinafter devised and to authorize others to exercise such rights. You further represent that you have all necessary rights in your submission. Any items submitted to FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners cannot be returned.
You agree to indemnify and hold FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners harmless against any claims asserted by any third parties that allege your submission violates their rights, or from any breach by you of your promises in this agreement. You shall be responsible for any costs incurred by FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners for defense or settlement of third- party claims, including but not limited to any reasonable attorneys fees incurred by FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners.
Privacy Policy
Purpose of the Policy
FunnyCopStories.com is fully committed to respecting our users' privacy rights. We have created this Privacy Policy to give users confidence that their privacy rights will not be compromised while they visit this website. This Privacy Policy is only applicable to this website, and not to any other website that users may access from this website, each of which may have practices and policies that differ materially from this Privacy Policy. The following discloses our information gathering and dissemination practices for this website:
Automatic Collection
Our servers automatically gather and pass to our upstream providers users' IP addresses. No personally identifiable information is revealed in this process. This website also gathers anonymous traffic data that does not personally identify users but is helpful for improving the services that we offer.
Cookies
Periodically, FunnyCopStories.com may use the standard "cookies" feature of major browser applications to provide optimal user experience. Our upstream providers may display pop-under and banner advertisements at this website. Although these advertisements may contain cookies, FunnyCopStories.com does not have access to this information. You may choose whether to accept cookies by changing the settings on your browser. However, if you choose to disable the cookie function, your experience on this website may be diminished and some features may not work as they were intended.
Third Party Websites
This website contains links to other websites. If you choose to visit other websites, FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners is not responsible for the privacy practices or content of those other websites. It is your responsibility to review the privacy policies at other websites to confirm that you understand and agree with their policies.
Personal Information
This website may allow you to send inquiries regarding this website to the domain name owner. If a user voluntarily enters personally identifying information in the inquiry form, FunnyCopStories.com will only transmit this information to the domain name owner. FunnyCopStories.com will not use this information for any other purpose. Notwithstanding the foregoing, FunnyCopStories.com may disclose this personal information if required to do so by law or upon a good-faith belief that such action is necessary to conform to the edicts of the law.
Modifications to the Policy
FunnyCopStories.com and/or its owners reserve the right to modify or change this Privacy Policy at any time, in our sole and absolute discretion, by simply posting such modification or change on this website without any other notice to you. The modification or change will be effective immediately upon the posting on this website. It is your responsibility to review this Privacy Policy from time to time to ensure that you understand and agree with this Privacy Policy.
If you have any questions regarding this privacy policy, please feel free to contact us at roman@funnycopstories.com
Email Privacy Policy
We have created this email privacy policy to demonstrate our firm commitment to your privacy and the protection of your information.
Why did you receive an email from us?
If you received a mailing from us, (a) your email address is either listed with us as someone who has expressly shared this address for the purpose of receiving information in the future ("opt-in"), or (b) you have registered or purchased or otherwise have an existing relationship with us. We respect your time and attention by controlling the frequency of our mailings.
How we protect your privacy
We use security measures to protect against the loss, misuse and alteration of data used by our system.
Sharing and Usage
We will never share, sell, or rent individual personal information with anyone without your advance permission or unless ordered by a court of law. Information submitted to us is only available to employees managing this information for purposes of contacting you or sending you emails based on your request for information and to contracted service providers for purposes of providing services relating to our communications with you.
How can you stop receiving email from us?
Each email sent contains an easy, automated way for you to cease receiving email from us, or to change your expressed interests. If you wish to do this, simply follow the instructions at the end of any email.
If you have received unwanted, unsolicited email sent via this system or purporting to be sent via this system, please forward a copy of that email with your comments to webmaster@funnycopstories.com for review.
