Welcome to the largest (and growing bigger everyday) collection of funny stories from law-enforcement officers across the U.S. and around the world. We've got real life stories about the crazy things that really happen as told by those with a "front row" seat!  And in the spirit of being able to laugh at oneself, maybe we'll even get a few about the cops themselves.  If you've got a good one our readers might enjoy, send it to us.

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Future plans include:

  • Stupid Criminal of the Week
  • Funny cop terminology glossary
  • Excuses actually used to try and get out of a ticket
  • Funniest place you've ever found a criminal hiding.
  • Funny Story of the Day
  • Hilarious police reports

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